As a holiday, house-painting has its virtues: travel costs are negligible, accommodation virtually free and you are surrounded by friendly faces. There is total control of the menu, meal-times, sleeping hours and daytime activities and any mistakes in packing clothes can be quickly rectified. Besides, house-painting itself is a noble and enjoyable activity, witness Mr A. Einstein, who was a dab hand with an emulsion brush, and Mr A.Hitler, who did it for a living before his more ambitious travel plans were conceived.
The Sunday Items will return on Sunday 24th September.
Oh, alright then, here's a film review to be going on with:
DAVID BRENT - ON THE ROAD AGAIN